You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Randomize
