I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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