She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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