I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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