Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I feel great
I just peed on a car
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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