I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
kristin has been a bad kristin
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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