I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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