Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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