Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
We're facebook friends in real life
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
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