where does the pee come out of this thing
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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