Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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