nut hugger
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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