watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
