Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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