She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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