is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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