She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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