did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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