okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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