marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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