I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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