that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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