Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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