i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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