i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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