I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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