i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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