The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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