I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Edward fifth and chaser hands
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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