Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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