Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Its about making memories worth repressing
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
