Who did Billy Mays play for?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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