i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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