Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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