: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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