Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
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