I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
That was before I lit my hair on fire
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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