Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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