sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Help. Why am I so naked?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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