uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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