i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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