You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
and she was petting her beer can
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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