forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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