no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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