We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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