one word: firstdatebathroomanal
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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