just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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