She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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