i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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