Its about making memories worth repressing
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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