i always forget guys have bellybuttons
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
porn star boner night. come get it.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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