woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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