are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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