Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just google imaged poop.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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